BalkSOD answer's the questions to lifes little bullshit:
i guess

q1. Why do my fingers smell funny.
a1. You probably put your finger somewhere weird, didnot you?

q2. If the sky is blue, why is the mountains a proverb?
a2. Habitat for Humanity is a !worthwhile!

q3. If the seagulls is my friend, tehy don poop on me?
a3. They don't relaly think aboot it. Itsbe just au natural procces.

q4. Is gramer really imporant.
a4. Is ok. Stairs, slavendar. Chuu know.

a5. Not as much as you might think for someone who's in their mid-twenties.

q6. quetion six?
a6. Yes, six.

sleep now

q7. i'm this guy, walking around. I think that squirreltown is sneezed.
a7. fuck you, guy. you probably don't respect yourself any more than I do.

a8. Georgia Tech

sleep more