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terror in the streets (11/15/2005, 4:21pm)

i was driving down the street yesterday and i saw something that looked like litter on the side of the road. who else would do such a thing but terrorists? terror it must be! holy crap i am freaking the fuck out. terror is aeveryhwwere! oh god sapbplease help soh no their aysacoming for us we a re scerwed we don't ahve aa chance what can i do but stock sup on ductst tapes and toilet apper bUT WHAT IF THEERE"S TERORR IN THE TOIELT PPARE?! i could get anthraax all fover my bottshole oh goad i am losign ti mya midn oh someonase please ehlep me oh god awhere idid i putthe pipee someone plesa hadna em a d liathgter the aterorora is ogocming afteor me. i ahve to dget out oc athe hosue ok ok wher amaoi gonan go mabe if i ogo to stakcktbucks someone can heplse me i can gget asmooncoccfee i am I MA FREKAIGN THE FUKU OUTSTT i thnk that 'st htaehwhat ohei nedd to dos ok ok where ands mey keys snoon on can't drivke the car gas is s tohterror and theya cosdmtrol my canr through athe gass i have toa wlak tbut i don'ta knwo wherea the clso etes cofroeee is mayb ehte aplace aons diacval yaeh dyha i acn goa the raere and someonae aclnan haplee me. ok ok i'mae walkeing downa the staeopfuKFUUKFKCUKKLD who theo sfuack was the at whoasdthe fukac wasTHSTAAT SHiths itithsithis ok ok i'm acsoall oi ca n do this tjust let eams freka a msinutes dna i i acn regroups ok ok am ia cnaool ok i m coll i ok i'ma ok just OWHNOHWAHATT THE CUFKCK WASAT THATE WHTUFUCK HSIts histhi fuck whoa teh fuck shetw as teh fuck was in that care whit shit ies fucksing poiliesce ma WASETII acn the apolice helpmsae shits no the auckcp l poelice are in saont on it stoo shit i acna t trausst aney one fuakc ok ok ikm' cool i sacn do this i can od sathis i can soa this i can tosndo this i ca n todo this oai caon tod this i can to this i acn do thais ok ok i'm coll i acn do this i'm osk i'm jstuj walking sonbody is olookking at em i'm ok ok

oh fuck


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