Things that have given or do give me heartburn:

1. Waking up
2. Going to sleep
3. Eating
4. Not Eating
5. Breakfast
6. Coffee
7. Fruit
8. Milk
9. Alcohol
10. Anything with tomatoes
11. Coke
12. Anything spicy
13. Most fried/greasy things
14. Water
15. Exercise
16. Smoking
17. Stress
18. Bologna (which sucks anyway)
19. Pizza (which is snacktacular)