1. He's ugly
2. He's a cracka-ass cracka
3. He doesn't know physics for shit
4. He's a gay fag (not homosexual, just gay)
5. He says stuff like "Hey, I'm Lee Gordon, look at me, I'm fucking stupid"
6. He doesn't say stuff like "Here's that $20 I owe you"
7. He works for a crappy software company like an idiot
8. He's a poet
9. He drives a VW like an idiot
10. He's still ugly
11. He always leaves his keys somewhere no one can find them
12. He's a fucking dumb asshole
13. He doesn't pay his whores
14. He always shacks up with some slut and stops talking to everybody else
15. He sucks
16. He wears these blue sandals like some kind of moron
17. He never gets the shrimp, only the spicy catfish
18. He has this stupid cat that's all meowing and stuff
20. He was an english major
21. He does a lot of drugs, and I have pictures and I'll show them to the cops
22. He drinks a lot of beer and then drives around real fast in school zones at 3pm
23. He said he doesn't like pronouns
24. Right when I think "I couldn't possibly hate Lee Gordon any more than I do now"
spacehe does some stupid shit or says some damn stupid bullshit, God I hate him