Another novel idea: quotes

This too will pass

If you understand then you don't have to remember
(talking about comp sci as opposed to (elementary) chemistry)

Ambiguity breeds inconsistency
(talking about inter-office communication)

Is his blindness directing him or is his directness blinding him?

Assumptions are necessary for typical daily living. can i not assume boiling water is hot?

Being too nice or concerned will mainly get you disrespected and taken advantage of

True passion is not a rash decision
True passion is working toward a goal day in and out with no visible end

Don't confuse pride with honor

Women make life worth living, then become your best reason for suicide

SIMPLIFY

Avoid misunderstandings by calm, poise and balance.
(Fortune Cookie)

Connecticut is nothing but a mass of small towns.
(Lindsey)

It's only money
(unknown)

Play to win
(unknown)

Show love with no remorse
(Anthony Kiedis)

Do women think it feminine to be so illogical or can they help it?
(Carey Grant)

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
(Dijkstra)